Travel

Ring My Bell

The bell rings on the hour from the church a few cobblestone streets away, peaking in between some cypress trees.The rooster crows too. Five minutes later another bell rings, a reminder that the day is beginning.

Overlooking a sprinkling of olive trees, I’m about to sip my morning tea and tear away a piece of croissant already warm from the Tuscan sun, when I notice a small striped snake only inches away moving towards me.In my broken Italian I cheerily point out the suspicious serpent nearby to Paula, the lovely woman who serves me breakfast and tidies my room. An unexpected shriek including “mamma mia” escapes from her pursed lips, summoning the elderly neighbours from up the hill.

Straight out of a “Beverly Hill Billies ” episode, the 60’s television comedy, they appear armed each with a shovel. A lanky grey haired gentleman smacks the snake on the head, his wife in gloves and khakis scoops up the slithery beast and off they go, up the steep driveway, the snake, now dead in their possession, leaving me to my tea and a couple from New York seated sweetly across from me. The forty-something guy’s carefully chosen words and the freckled young woman’s freshly French manicured nails confirm they are honeymooners, a reminder of new love.

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Desert Queen

Somewhere in the Israeli Negev Desert, it’s 2 a.m. and I am cocooned in a damp quick-dry towel, desperately trying to fall asleep in my jeep, despite the howling sound of animals nearby.

I feel like howling, too. I’m at my wit’s end after listening to my teammate snore like a freight train for hours, in the confines of our tent. I’m shivering. My stomach is in knots as if it’s my first day of junior high school. The other women on the trip are already bonding and having fun, little cliques are starting to surface. I feel left out despite my overly friendly and probably overdone efforts.

Most of all, I don’t think I can make it through Desert Queen, a weeklong women’s jeep expedition in the Israeli desert. I manage to get cell reception and call my hubby crying, hoping he will magically helicopter me out of this mess I’ve gotten myself into. I finally calm down when my 17-year-old daughter gets on the phone and assures me that I will indeed survive.

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